Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Brian was startled to see the nonchalant way Chris was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man.
"You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn't knock the guy down?"
"I'm waiting," Chris said.
"Waiting for what?"
"Waiting to catch her with a smaller fellow."
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When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities
- she is an economist in the kitchen,
an aristocrat in the living room
and a devil in the bedroom.
After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order
- she is an aristocrat in the kitchen,
a devil in the living room
and an economist in bed.
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A mortician was laying out the body of a man with an unbelievably long penis. He called in his receptionist to show her.
She took one look and said, "Big deal. That's just like my husband's penis."
"You mean he's got one that long?" asked the surprised mortician.
"No," she replied. "That dead."
"You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn't knock the guy down?"
"I'm waiting," Chris said.
"Waiting for what?"
"Waiting to catch her with a smaller fellow."
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When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities
- she is an economist in the kitchen,
an aristocrat in the living room
and a devil in the bedroom.
After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order
- she is an aristocrat in the kitchen,
a devil in the living room
and an economist in bed.
============================================================
A mortician was laying out the body of a man with an unbelievably long penis. He called in his receptionist to show her.
She took one look and said, "Big deal. That's just like my husband's penis."
"You mean he's got one that long?" asked the surprised mortician.
"No," she replied. "That dead."
